Thursday, July 30, 2009

Lyrical captions

"Oops, I did it again."

"Do you really want to hurt me?"

"If we didn't laugh, we would all go insane."

I made Mr. K (the artist formerly known as DH) wear pink in solidarity.  Matched my custom-made, pink stripey, monogrammed hospital gown.

Oh no, she diiiiinnnn't.

Oh yes, I DID.

The nurses say that no one before (I did this back in '07 too) and no one since has ever brought in their own hospital gown. "You're an original! A legend!" she said.  

Then she said, "Now squeeze the sperm, you're going to get a poke."

And then I said, "Wait.  I thought we were doing IVF."  


Forgive me, it's 4:00 a.m. and I am really, really ridiculous.  


Meredith said...

You crack me up!

Eileen said...

That is so awesome that you brought in your own gown. I can't wait to read about your fertilization report!

Carrie said...

I LOVE IT! If I have to be hospitalized I am SO getting one of those gowns!

Cameron said...

You are tooooo funny. I'm finally catching up on my blog reading and what drama you had last week!!