Heard around the house...

I am a slave to pop culture magazines.  I even subscribe to them. 

I know.

Most people buy them as a "vacation treat" but after I had Piglet I decided reading these trashy magazines was as close I might come to lounging by the pool for awhile, so I bit the bullet.  

Come on, you know you totally scan them as you're waiting in line at the grocery store...

Every Friday I anxiously await the mail because I know my US Weekly will be somewhere in the pile of envelopes and catalogs.  And it never disappoints.  

Sometimes I randomly read things aloud while flipping through my magazines.  Sometimes dh tries to interpret what I'm saying.  It gets pretty funny.  Here's our dialogue from yesterday. 

Me: Hm.  Winged eyeliner is out.  It apparently tries too hard which is not in line with the season.

Dh: Wind gliders?

Me: WI-NGED EYE-LI-NER. 

Dh: Winged gliders don't stand in line?

Me: Nicole Ritchie's winged eyeliner is out of style.

Dh: Nicole Ritchie has a wind glider?  Isn't she pregnant?

Bahahahahahahaha!