29 weeks

At my shower last weekend (newsy post and pictures to follow) my friends said I don't post enough pictures of my belly. My response?

"Nobody wants to see my belly!"

Their response?

"Yes we do!"

Then this week in one of our epic voicemails to each other, my BFF in Hotlanta said something along the same lines..."Dude! I want to see your belly! Send me a pic!"

So I guess the masses have spoken.

Here is my ever growing belly.

Are you scared?

Do you need me to come hold you?

Because I would, except that there's a bit of a hindrance.

I think the shirt makes it look bigger because you can't really see where the curve of my stomach ends (it's a bit more basketball like, I'll post another picture wearing a tighter shirt), but you get the idea. And the idea is that my belly is gigantic and dwarfs everything and everyone growing.

Despite my second official weight loss in a row (sore subject with Mr. K also to be elaborated upon in an upcoming post), it would appear that Les Twinks are growing by leaps and bounds. They are approximately a combined 7lbs, which means I'm carrying the equivalent of one full-term baby right now.

By the way, they could feasibly arrive safely anywhere between FIVE AND SEVEN WEEKS from now. Wrap your head around THAT, people. Do it for me.

Because I really...can't.